At a yoga class. Trying to get my serenity on but I’m surrounded by dirty, BO and patchouli emanating barbarians. Oh God, I can’t stand it; enlightenment was not meant to be achieved in such noxious environs. Open my eReader to Echo. Magic flash. Suddenly these malodorous hippies are trapped in hermetically sealed bubbles, forced to breathe in their dank stank. They begin screaming in agony. One of them withdraws a wakizashi with trembling hands, sobs regretfully—something about forcing his stink upon the world—and commits seppuku.
Enlightenment is great, but sometimes you gotta settle for petty revenge. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle.
Kent Wayne 
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