What the Yule-fuck is happening, all you rabid sex-beasts who are banging away while festooned with ball-gags, jingle-caps, and candy canes stuck in every orifice hither and thither, when suddenly Santa comes down the chimney and sees you shlorping away in a lube-stuffed hole, he covers his face as tears of blood streak down from his eyes, then drops to his knees with a jolly-as-hell, red-and-green-striped wakizashi, but before he can commit seppuku he begins vomiting into his beard and it quickly builds up into an airway-obstructing glob, choking him to death on his festive-colored barf—
And THAT, my friends, is why you post some kind of warning atop your roof! Something along the lines of CHRISTIANS BEWARE—PERVERTS AT WORK! Jeez, man! Show some courtesy to old Saint Nick!
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Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
😂😂 just made me snort my drink out of my nose.
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HEH heh heh! 😁
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This is just hilarious. I wonder who is your influence, I mean author/writer
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Just my own messed up mind, lol!
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Reblogged this on NEW BLOG HERE >> https:/BOOKS.ESLARN-NET.DE.
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Thanks for the share!!
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Aww, come on!!! Everyone knows the best gift to give includes a good oh-Oh-OHHH!!! 😋🤣
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I’m more along the lines of HNNNHH!! 😂🤣
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I didn’t know Santa was a saint. Boy, best to keep the lube behind lock and key during the holidays.
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It’s a sought-after item, lol!
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Perhaps Santa has to work on his timing ….
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I appreciate the recommendation to check out the books on dirtyscifibuddha.com. Reading and reviewing books can be a great way to discover new authors and stories, and to share our thoughts with others. I’ll be sure to give these books a read and leave a review if I have the opportunity. Thank you!
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Thank you so much! I hope they entertain!!
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Warning, failed Christians live here, contains nudity and sexual scenes with baubles and glitter.
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My bed is one big crust of glitter and ick. 🤣
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The ick makes the glitter stick!
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You’re making a good case to bring on that ick! 😂
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✨🎆🧨
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🍯🫗🤣
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Oooh, honey me up!!!
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I’ve never been into role-play, but if I tried it out, I think I’d like to try out being a masseuse who slowly pushes the envelope. Get ready for the oil! 😉
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I love full body massages!
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It’s the ultimate opportunity to tease with grazes. 😉
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Tell me more…
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I think what I’d like to do is give you a legit massage, but without any boundaries, so my knuckles and fingertips would be grazing you and turning you on. If you moved your arms, I’d set them back into place so I could keep massaging and teasing. You’d gradually turn into a hot mess! 😉
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Sounds heavenly!
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If you started arching up, I’d slap your ass and tell you to flatten out again, but at a certain point, when you were a gasping, whimpering mess, I’d allow it and I’d get more handsy. 😉
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May sure you get my inner thighs!!!!
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It would be part of a cycle where I work my down your hamstring and calf with my thumbs, then work my back up and slide hand over hand on your inner thigh. I’ll tease with the actual massage, which will feel good in and of itself, but then once I got to your thighs, you’d be whimpering and biting your lip. 😈
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