Echo-a Dystopian Science Fiction Novel / Kor'Thank / The Unbound Realm

Give my books a read and a review!

DirtySciFiBuddha22 Comments

What the long balls is going on, all my fellow fogies whose pride has turned to horror as your nuts grow into hangers but now they’re past your goddamn knees and you have to tie ’em around your waist so zoomy little dogs don’t run up and bop em like a miniature speedbag, or start chomping the ends and playing a vicious game of tuggernuts with your beleaguered nargberries, eliciting tears and desperation as you grab hold of your scrote and try to pull it away from those tiny fucking monsters—

And THAT, my friends, is why you gotta start wearing some nut-hugging briefs!  You need that lift and support, goddammit, like a bra for your ballbag!  It’s all well and good to grow ’em into an impressive set of clit-hammers (when you’re hitting it from the back) but you can’t leave ’em vulnerable to chihuahuas and yorkies!  Jesus Christ, man!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy:  A Door into Evermoor.  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #WritingCommunity

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22 thoughts on “Give my books a read and a review!”

  3. Rock away! My expectations are becoming massive, you represent a smorgasborg of tantalizing sensations! Only to be stood at my front door with a sensual kiss, a grumpy lover and you failing to climb from my wardrobe and into my four poster! Oh well mind it is, now if you get a random semi, it is because i am testing your curve, !three magic words and i am yours! you said them earlier on reply! (YMQ 👑) seriously becoming a hot topic!

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      • oops its stuck! not a post it note you want on ER front desk! lol couple in cubicle one! Like feet in quick sand!…..you might have to pull out some resources to carry me in! Teasing is paramount, foreplay with finite climax! Or it will be cuffs and your submission! lol 😈🍆

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      • stop echoing my narrative, nape of the neck, intimacy personality energy as expressed is very different in person, i am strong, knowledgeable and can see eye like a hawk would be nice to turn off the military levels, reverse the parameters and sit and enjoy some good company! i miss my friends! I have 8 worlds to protect i rarely get a second off! maybe you can reset me with the idea of connection, and a little romance but it is all just words! i connect deeply with my Derulo’s levels,in all the wrong ways as my best friend! (yeh yeh right!) 5 minutes watching youtube and you will here them all! it is rediculous the most wanted person and him run by all the failures! they should be so lucky! break in and take the wife no one else dares! lol

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  7. I’m remiss. I’ve not yet read A Door into Evermoor. As one of your biggest fans, I apologise. I will get around to it, but I’ve several other promised books to read and review.

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