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mmmm! you may be intimidated by me! 4% body fat check, great muscle tone and great taste in women! (well me)lol
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It’s all in the flex. 😅 Make note of the grooves you want to run your tongue along! 🤣
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All in i am a wolf, my tongue is massive and looks like someone took a razorblade do it! darn canines, pre-dath now post 8 teeth removal i am all gnashers an fangs! lol All in you will be more than satisfied by how i can wrap it and tie you in knots! Tongue or tinker! lol
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I’m definitely a fan of a big tongue. Perfect match for my girthy wiener! 🤣
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My oral pleasure centre is not ever going to be your primary focus! I just asked the universe for evidence of your girth! Definately ample no sense of curve though, maybe that tight i straightened it out! you will be locked in that tight you will be able to feel my pulse! lol
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You’ll be able to feel mine as well! I tend to throb a bit when I get hard, lol! 😉
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Let me know what batteries you take! i would not want you to run out half way through! You will not need any extra viscosity, i am sopping already! Music videos are going to be taken for the next few hours… husband best not be busy! lol
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I have no doubt about the sopping wetness, but due to the girth, ladies sometimes need a little soothing afterwards. Cocoa butter does the trick! 🤣
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If that was a sarcastic trip on stupidity, you will be receiving a punishment! 😈 Cocoa butter? for were are you thinking of applying it cause if so you will smoothly satisfied and probably will invest heavily in soothing my pet! I will set you on your knee’s you will be able to massage it in……with your tongue! lol😘
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I’m game! I’ll have to find an edible one that tastes good! 😋
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mint! cooling and will tingle your tongue (mint choc chip icecream!) lol ohhhhh no spoon required! 😎 i surrender my savant status is now horny mush!
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A little mint tingle combined with my warm lips and chill breath when I suck in. Prepare to surrender even further! 🤣
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too late i died in heaven, flatlined! mint does it every time and a little direct friction!! lol
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Noted! I’ll have some on hand! 🤣
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Coco chanel is my one and only scent, that turns me on….irrelevant who is wearing it! That and anything musky, lynx, lemons and mint for chill especially in soaps! lol sensory overload….
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Just ordered some! 🤣
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lol…just to let you know the curve will not taste or feel right if you use it as a draw! youch, keen to try it or wear it! lol 🤣
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Maybe I’ll apply a touch to my inner thighs. 😉
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Do not worry about that i will give you an ice bath and prep your inner thigh personally! watch your hands…naughty! I have no intention of letting you release early so i intend to make you beg! lol🤣 at least a few wimpers!
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I have no intention of releasing early either! I want you sweaty, disheveled, with glazed eyes, flushed cheeks, and lips parted from panting before I finally get mine! 🤣
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Thats my dream state! i prefer to be woken and present for events……get saving those emails and follow my blog! i just followed your amazon and i am the devils daughter! lol 😈 soooo hot!
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I wish I could! WordPress hasn’t let me follow blogs for 6 years, even though I’ve asked them twice. First time they fixed it for a bit, then they didn’t answer the second time.
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You signed in to my facebook which has all of one attendee…forgiven a little bit! I do not know why i bothered that level is in dire need of help! As am i the love of a good man! 😋 🍑 naughy in all the right ways! 😈
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The highest of compliments! 😏
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Frind number one, the rest are too busy protecting their little kingdoms! lol
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I feel i need to curb my satirical enthusiasm in responding to your narrative, i will try it in code the voyers to my world who watched me silently working towards my goals will think i have gone mad! lol What masters are you currently working on? The one where i get to share in the karmic balance, what certificate will you recieve….insatiable and imfamous on santas’s naughy list! lol
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