By the whale-sized vajeen-widening wiener!!!  Echo 1 is FREE for four days!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for six days!  Load your drone up with fresh-cut dog turds, play Ride of the Valkyries as you literalize your enemies’ idea of a shitty day (turds from on high, motherfuckers!), and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!!

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀