By the suspiciously good-smelling taint gunge (how did that happen?)!!!  Tomorrow, Echo 1 is FREE for five days!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for a week!  Eat the hell out of your significant other’s salad (I’ll leave that one for you to interpret—do you earn yourself an attaboy appreciating their culinary efforts, or do you randomly text them a shot of your face smeared in chocolate sauce and make them blush like there’s no tomorrow?  You decide!), and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!!

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀