Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

Urgh.  Zombie Kent no like apocalypse.  Struggle is real.

Move slow, no talk, and once-mighty penis look like sad baby mushroom.  Long ago, I flick tip, but it fall off and now I can’t find.  Fuck zombie life.  Urgh.

Urgh.

URGH!

Me shuffle around suburb.  Once I visit soccer moms—insert throbbing phallus into welcome vajeens—but now phallus stop throbbing.  I once enjoy Cheeto and dorito, now I only eat icky human.  Gross.

Wait, what this?  I see eReader lying on ground, amongst dust and junk on studio floor.  I pick up and open to Echo, activating reality distortion powers.  Magic flash.

“RUAAAAHHH!!!”

I let loose with big roar.  Muscle and hair burst across body.  I now am back in true state!

Kent Wayne:  Ape-Man He-Whore!

I gallop away on all fours, big ol’ dingus swinging between legs like Hammer of Thor.  Must be some Soccer Mom around who want boning!  (Due to thickness of dingus, I call it The Widening).  Watch out world—here come Kent Wayne, Ape-Man He-Whore!  HEH heh heh!

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Has the apocalypse turned you into a soulless, shuffle-footed zombie?  Never fear!  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀

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