Urgh. Zombie Kent no like apocalypse. Struggle is real.
Move slow, no talk, and once-mighty penis look like sad baby mushroom. Long ago, I flick tip, but it fall off and now I can’t find. Fuck zombie life. Urgh.
Me shuffle around suburb. Once I visit soccer moms—insert throbbing phallus into welcome vajeens—but now phallus stop throbbing. I once enjoy Cheeto and dorito, now I only eat icky human. Gross.
Wait, what this? I see eReader lying on ground, amongst dust and junk on studio floor. I pick up and open to Echo, activating reality distortion powers. Magic flash.
I let loose with big roar. Muscle and hair burst across body. I now am back in true state!
Kent Wayne: Ape-Man He-Whore!
I gallop away on all fours, big ol’ dingus swinging between legs like Hammer of Thor. Must be some Soccer Mom around who want boning! (Due to thickness of dingus, I call it The Widening). Watch out world—here come Kent Wayne, Ape-Man He-Whore! HEH heh heh!
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