Urgh.  Zombie Kent no like apocalypse.  Struggle is real.

Move slow, no talk, and once-mighty penis look like sad baby mushroom.  Long ago, I flick tip, but it fall off and now I can’t find.  Fuck zombie life.  Urgh.

Urgh.

URGH!

Me shuffle around suburb.  Once I visit soccer moms—insert throbbing phallus into welcome vajeens—but now phallus stop throbbing.  I once enjoy Cheeto and dorito, now I only eat icky human.  Gross.

Wait, what this?  I see eReader lying on ground, amongst dust and junk on studio floor.  I pick up and open to Echo, activating reality distortion powers.  Magic flash.

“RUAAAAHHH!!!”

I let loose with big roar.  Muscle and hair burst across body.  I now am back in true state!

Kent Wayne:  Ape-Man He-Whore!

I gallop away on all fours, big ol’ dingus swinging between legs like Hammer of Thor.  Must be some Soccer Mom around who want boning!  (Due to thickness of dingus, I call it The Widening).  Watch out world—here come Kent Wayne, Ape-Man He-Whore!  HEH heh heh!

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