Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

Fucking hell!  Never should have said that dogs are cuter than kids!

An hour prior, I was strolling through San Francisco’s suburbs; bopping, scatting, blurting nonsense words (I never really grew up, in case you haven’t guessed).  As I passed a handful of alpha-female Soccer Moms—all running hill sprints, hoisting quinoa-fed babies at an extended-arm carry—I uttered the truth that man has known since the dawn of time:

“Dogs are cuter.”

And now I’m being chased!  FUCK!

AhGodPlease!  I gasp and flail as I sprint down the street, ugly-crying like Will Ferrell at his comedic best.  Behind me, a horde of Soccer Moms follow relentlessly, T-1000 style.  Most of them strap their kids to their backs, but the toughest among them continue holding their babies overhead, cheering each other on as they set a jaw-dropping PR for “extended-arm baby-sprint.”

There’s so many…and they’re all so STRONG…

I trip on my dickhead and tumble ass over teakettle.  I hug my enormous wiener to my chest and sob into its folds.  “This is it, Wiener!  You were the best friend I ever had!”  Tears and snot run down my face.

And then it happens:  my eReader plops out of my pocket, opening to Echo and activating its reality distortion powers.

He-Man-esque swirls of brilliant energy swirl up and down Wiener, waking the god within its slumbering glans.  Veins bulge as he expands and lengthens, towering dozens of feet into the sunny blue sky.


I scream in tandem with his giant dicklips, pounding my chest like King fucking Kong.  At this point, I’m nothing more than a human ornament affixed to the end of a giant phallus.

He screams again, then we worm our way toward the ocean, off to fight fire-breathing dinosaurs and robots from space.  As we make our escape, Soccer Moms stop and stare, transfixed by Wiener’s breathtaking presence.

“Go with our blessing, Man Whore,” the lead mom whispers.  “You magnificent bastard.”

And that, my friends, is the origin story of Kent Wayne:  sci-fi author and perennial Man Whore.  Ha HA!




Have you angered a mob of Crossfit-strong, tear-yo-face-off MILFS (or DILFS)?  Never fear!  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀

6 thoughts on “Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

  1. Hahahaha. Next story: mombies get told that being a mother is not a job! What wrath will they unleash? What chaos will break out? Find out in the next installment! 😀

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