THE NOT-SPACE: A REALM WHERE UP IS DOWN, BLACK IS WHITE. HERE, IN THE REACHES OF FORMLESS ANTI-NESS, DISCARDED BEINGS WANDER FOREVER, DOOMED TO AN ETERNITY OF MEANINGLESS VOID.
HOW I—KENT WAYNE, SCI FI AUTHOR AND PERENNIAL MAN WHORE—HAVE ARRIVED IN NOT-SPACE IS A SHORT AND PREDICTABLE STORY…
Oh no! I made sex with a witch and she cast a spell on me as she stuck a finger in my bung! (Exit only, I said, yet the feisty lass decided to feist it up an extra notch! Damn her feistiness!) Her stink-fingered enchantment sent me spiraling into the blackest depths of phyrexian lack. I see Ben Stein, Carrot Top, indie art films…
Financial analysts and political pundits drift by, sadly jerking their gray-fleshed wieners or flicking their under-serviced beans. “This is where we go to die,” one of them informs me, his hand working like a mindless, half-speed piston. “Prepare to experience infinite nihilism.”
“NO!” I shout. “This can’t happen! I’ve got books to write, soccer moms to boff! The world NEEDS me, dammit!”
He shrugs. “Suit yourself. You’ll only make it worse.” Then he turns and drifts away.
My vision goes blurry. I can feel the doom-fugue perverting my mind, filling me with the gray of a 40-year desk job, empty promises of corner offices, two-week vacations where I’m forced to have scheduled fun before returning to a corporate wasteland…
“NYAAAAHHH!!” I flex my will and reach deep into my soul. The epic sci-fi series Echo blazes through my mind, distorting reality with its acausal energies. Magic flash.
I go rocketing up the Disembodied Realms, propelled by a blast of psychic thrust. Gehenna, Chinvat, Alfheim…
And here I am, back in my Earthling body! Huzzah! Time to get bizzy with the writing! But FIRST…
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