Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

THE NOT-SPACE:  A REALM WHERE UP IS DOWN, BLACK IS WHITE.  HERE, IN THE REACHES OF FORMLESS ANTI-NESS, DISCARDED BEINGS WANDER FOREVER, DOOMED TO AN ETERNITY OF MEANINGLESS VOID.

HOW I—KENT WAYNE, SCI FI AUTHOR AND PERENNIAL MAN WHORE—HAVE ARRIVED IN NOT-SPACE IS A SHORT AND PREDICTABLE STORY…

 

Oh no!  I made sex with a witch and she cast a spell on me as she stuck a finger in my bung!  (Exit only, I said, yet the feisty lass decided to feist it up an extra notch!  Damn her feistiness!)  Her stink-fingered enchantment sent me spiraling into the blackest depths of phyrexian lack.  I see Ben Stein, Carrot Top, indie art films…

FUCK!

Financial analysts and political pundits drift by, sadly jerking their gray-fleshed wieners or flicking their under-serviced beans.  “This is where we go to die,” one of them informs me, his hand working like a mindless, half-speed piston.  “Prepare to experience infinite nihilism.”

“NO!” I shout.  “This can’t happen!  I’ve got books to write, soccer moms to boff!  The world NEEDS me, dammit!”

He shrugs.  “Suit yourself.  You’ll only make it worse.”  Then he turns and drifts away.

My vision goes blurry.  I can feel the doom-fugue perverting my mind, filling me with the gray of a 40-year desk job, empty promises of corner offices, two-week vacations where I’m forced to have scheduled fun before returning to a corporate wasteland…

“NYAAAAHHH!!”  I flex my will and reach deep into my soul.  The epic sci-fi series Echo blazes through my mind, distorting reality with its acausal energies.  Magic flash.

SKERDOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I go rocketing up the Disembodied Realms, propelled by a blast of psychic thrust.  Gehenna, Chinvat, Alfheim…

Ker-THUMP!

And here I am, back in my Earthling body!  Huzzah!  Time to get bizzy with the writing!  But FIRST…

Gotta check out MyFriendsHotMom dot com!  HEH heh heh!

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Have you been cast into an absolute dearth of meaning and purpose?  Never fear!  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

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