Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

One beer, two beer, three beer, four beer…




Huh?  What the fuck?  Last thing I remember was chugging beers with a gang of rowdy soccer moms, screaming at me to whip it out and twirl it over my head like a fleshy lasso, but then I started drinking, and…

“Murrrgh…”  I clutch my head and squint through my fingers, looking around slowly so as not to exacerbate my aching brain.

The harsh light of a naked bulb floods the room.  My legs are bound to a chair, which is bolted to the floor in front of a plain, steely table.  I’m in an interrogation room.

“SCUMBAG!”  The door swings open and bangs against the wall.  A pencil-necked Beta Male strides angrily into the room, slamming both hands against the table.  “STEALING ALL THE WOMEN THROUGH THE USE OF YOUR ANKLE-LENGTH WOMB-HAMMER!  HOW DARE YOU!!!”

“Hey pal, it’s not all sunshine and roses for me,” I snap.  “Do you have any idea how much I have to hydrate to produce semen by the gallon on a daily basis?  I spend a goddamn fortune on Gatorade!”

“Well you’ll be glad to know we’re gonna relieve you of your problem.”  The Beta Male draws a wicked, back-curving knife from a thigh-strapped sheath.  “Your obscenely large wiener will make an excellent prosthetic.”

“AAAHHH!!!  NO!  FUCK YOU!”  No options left.  So I reach in my pocket and open my eReader to Echo, activating its reality distortion powers.  Magic flash.

A fistful of protein powder materializes in my hand.  I fling it into the Beta Male’s face, and he immediately bursts into flames, writhing and screaming like Harvey Dent in the Dark Knight.  His knife lands within reach and I snatch it up, sawing quickly through my bindings.

Kent Wayne escapes again!  Ha HA!




Have you been spirited away into a jealous Hater’s dungeon of Hate?  Never fear!!  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀

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