“No—NO!” My wiener twists and writhes as I grab him by the neck. I palm the glans with both hands and try to force it into a bucket filled with soapy water…but Wiener’s so damn strong; we’re locked in a stalemate. Veins bulge from my forehead as I quiver and lurch. I’m locked in a stalemate with him. Goddamn, I’m not sure how much longer I can–
“FUCK YOU!” he screams, squirting free of my clutching hands. He starts bludgeoning me about the face and shoulders. Wh’PAP! Fuck! Sma-SMACK! THAT HURTS, DAMMI—
SLAP PAP WHA-PAP! SLAP-ker-CRACK HADOUKEN-PAP!
Ohhh…shit…where am I? My vision hazes in and out of focus. Everything feels disconnected…I muster my willpower and force myself to look up. Wiener’s staring down at me from three feet above, sliding back and forth like a malevolent anaconda.
“I bathe when I WANT to bathe,” he hisses. “Got that, fuckgobble?”
“You’re a part of me,” I mumble. “I need to keep you clean. I need to—”
“Nah bitch–you need a beating. The beatings will continue until you fall in line and do what I say.”
Oh shit—HE’S GONNA KILL ME!
So I reach in my pocket and open my eReader to Echo, activating its reality distortion powers. Magic flash.
“Wait,” Wiener’s pee-slit wrinkles in suspicion. “What’re you—” Then he straightens up, gagging and spasming as he blows load after load of thick, goopy cum. “HHHLLLGPPP!!!! OHHH GODDD THERE’S SO MUCH!!!”
A few minutes later, after he’s painted the walls completely white, he collapses onto my lap in a post-orgasmic daze. “I’ll get you, Kent Wayne. Just waiii…..”
Soft snores fill the air.
Holy bejeebus—that was CLOSE! Having a big ol’ donkey-dick can DEFINITELY work against you, if it decides to get rebellious! WHEW!
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