Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains Podcast! (And leave a positive review for them as well! :) )

Hey guys!  You know when someone’s tickling your b-hole with the tip of their pinkie finger and you’re acting all innocent, then they suddenly go three knuckles deep, four fingers wide and you burst into angelic song which quickly transforms into a demon-voiced roar of full-throated pleasure because you’re gasming so hard that you’re gonna need a mop after you’re—

JUST KIDDING!  That is DISGUSTING—I would NEVER do that!  Not only do I always drive two miles under the speed limit, I only watch shows with a TV-G rating!  Geez—that was just a test!  Get your mind out of the gutter!

But now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my books and my podcast!  If you’re hankering for a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew pew, along with a big ol’ side of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And if you simply want to hear me run my suckhole about all things upon the Earth (and possibly within my pants), then check out my podcast Strained Brains!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!

Hope y’all have an Awesome Sauce Thursday!

(And if you failed the test, may God have mercy on your twisted soul.  Pervert.)

🙂 🙂 😀

 

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

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