Hey everybody—I’m pretty sure you know what I’m talking about when I reference a joyous gush-fest with one-lover on top and the other below, rimming your bung with their hot, lashing tongue and—
JUST KIDDING! Not only am I an American and a Christian, I’m also a virgin. That was a test, and if you failed it, then Odin help your bedeviled soul.
But now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my books and my podcast! If you’re jonesin’ for some robot vs. wizard action along with a big ol’ helping of existential philosophy, check out my sci fi series Echo! And if you simply want to hear me run my gibber about anything and everything, then check out my podcast Strained Brains! Also—please leave me a positive review for them!
(Or Odin won’t help you. So DO IT.)
Hope y’all have an Awesome Sauce Wednesday! 🙂 🙂 😀
Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle Echo Omnibus here: Echo Omnibus Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast: Strained Brains! It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play! Please give it a listen and a five-star review! Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human: Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com! Go check out his computer-based wizardry 🙂 🙂 😀
Hold on! I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate! If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish. Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens! In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to! Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy! Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts! 😲💪 😜