Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains Podcast! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)

What the unexpectedly work-intensive threesome is going on, all my fellow menage a trois participatants who’ve managed to snag yourself a pair of willing boff-partners and then had the unwelcome thought, “Holy shit—this is a lot of work!” right in the middle of your fluid-rife fuckfest?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download you some episodes of the Strained Brains podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  Be at ease: neither Echo nor my podcast are about that super ungrateful sentiment of jeez-I-need-a-water-break that arises from twice the pumping, twice the humping, twice the dirty-talk…whew!  Goddamn exhausting!  No way, brotados with cheese—Echo’s all about cyborg super-soldiers, dark socioeconomic commentary, robo-beast monsters, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon.  Amazon reviews only take a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how double-holed amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re humming the Star Wars Attack Theme, surfing through all your hidden, disgusting internet treasures, when suddenly—

FUCK!

—every page in your filthy search history takes on a life of its own!  A bevy of super-veiny cocks and assorted genitalia burst from your screen and pile atop you.  You swing wildly, trying to beat them off (no pun intended) with a wild series of flailing strikes, but to no avail;

Theres…too…MANY!

As you tense your forearm, trying desperately to fend off a cock with teeth, wonder upon wonders:  a re-amplified, Voltron Force kinetic energy pulse laser begins forming on your left wrist.  Glowing motes materialize around the circuitry-threaded gauntlet and drift inward, picking up speed as the weapon’s charge builds into a cuntpunting force beyond all semblance of—

CHOOM!

Weaponized light rockets out from the barrel, blowing apart your computer in an evil mess of smoking plastic and singed metal.  YES!  See, the relief that would pour through your being at silencing your filthy search history is EXACTLY what we indie author/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster a dynotherms-are-go favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes!  Thank You all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

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