What the faint ass-whiff is going on, all my fellow analingus adventurers who’ve grudgingly forgiven a tiny but reprehensible misstep in your quest to bring your lover to earth-shaking orgasm? This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download you some episodes of the Strained Brains podcast! (And to leave a positive review for them as well! 🙂 ) Just to allay your fears: neither Echo nor my podcast are about that WTF moment where you’re paused above a gorgeous butt that’s just betrayed you in one of the most heinous ways imaginable! No effin’ way, dudes and dudettes! Echo’s all about cyborg super-soldiers, dark socioeconomic commentary, robo-beast monsters, and beautiful future wizards! Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon. Amazon reviews only take a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means). To give you an idea of how non-bdussy-scented amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this: you’re in a crowded elevator, minding your own business, when suddenly—
—your traitorous asshole slips out a fart! FUCK! As faces turn toward you, disgust emanating in hateful flashes from their condemning eyes, sweat springs out across your forehead and you let another one rip:
Noises fade into the background, and Carmina Burana’s O’Fortuna starts playing loudly in your mind. Fuck! FUCK! How the FUCK will you ever regain face in the eyes of your coworke—
And then their heads start exploding, one by one, in slow motion. O’Fortuna is replaced by Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture. You throw your gore-covered head back and weep in relief and triumph.
YES! See, that rush of Thank the Fucking Maker you’d feel at the spectacular deaths of all who’ve borne witness to your egregious breach in social decorum is EXACTLY what we indie author/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes! So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a fart-free favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes! Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!! 🙂 🙂 😀
Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle Echo Omnibus here: Echo Omnibus Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast: Strained Brains! It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play! Please give it a listen and a five-star review! Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human: Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com! Go check out his computer-based wizardry 🙂 🙂 😀
Hold on! I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate! If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish. Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens! In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to! Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy! Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts! 😲💪 😜