Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

“Ug Nug!  Tend to the humans—it’s feeding time!”

“Yes, Orc Captain Rorthok.”

I trudge to the slop trough and fill two oversized pails with rotting piles of old organ meats.  Ho hum…another day as a low-level Orc in the Gorthanki Horde.

Urgh.  A fly’s tickling my lower right fang.  I blow an annoyed breath through my leathery green lips, sending it away for a brief moment before it comes buzzing back.  Damn, when the hell will I get promoted from thrall to foot soldier?  Fucking HATE feeding humans.  Always trying to escape their pens.  Fuckers.

I stop in front of the Black Skull Pen, position the food pails in front of the feed-door, and push ’em through with a nudge of my boot.  Guess I’m in a good mood—normally, I’d kick ’em over and make the idiots eat their dinner off the ground.

They mob the pails, snatching food up with their weak, grubby hands.  One of them, a new arrival, hangs back and watches me with a measured gaze.

“Hey!”  I point at him.  “Show some respect!  Or I’ll widen your anus with my gauntleted fist!”

He smirks, spits on the ground, and gives me the finger.

“Oh, that is IT!”  I begin climbing over the fence, but I’m stopped by my fellow thrall:  Gnash Fangs.

“Ug Nug, do you know who that is?”

I shake my head.

“That’s Kent Wayne.  He’s powered down by an eldritch restraint, which is the only reason he isn’t destroying us right now.”

“Meaning he’s no better than a regular human, right?”  I raise an eyebrow.  “So why should I care?”

Gnash Fangs looks up and to the right.  Then he shrugs.  “Guess you’re right.  Fist away.”

“Damn straight,” I grunt.  I vault over the fence, landing with a muddy splash.  Just for kicks, I grab a human by the neck and pitch him into some others with bone-cracking force.  They scatter like a cheap set of nine pins.

“You are IN for it!”  I walk toward Kent, smacking my fist against an open palm.  “Gonna reach in your butthole and play twister with your organs!  Say your prayers now, ’cause—”

And then he reaches in his pocket and opens his eReader to Echo, activating its reality distortion powers.  Magic flash.

His eldritch restraint unwinds in a fantastic twist of sparkling light, and his gigantic cock rips clean through his pants, rearing thirty feet into the air.  He throws his arms back, roaring in tandem with his monstrous wiener.  Their twin battle cries echo across the cloud-spotted sky.

“No!” I raise my hands, eyes widening.  “I was only kidding!  I wasn’t going to—”

Then his penis slices low, sweeping me off my feet and then smacking me in the back before I hit the ground.  The vicious strike accelerates my fall, slamming me into the ground and stealing my wind.  For a brief instant, the world goes lazy.

I roll onto my back, gasping for breath, just in time to see Kent’s enormous glans darkening the sun.  I raise my arms to try and protect my face, but not fast enou—

WHAM!

Ohhh…can’t think…what the hell just—

WH’BAM!

Murrrgh….

Sluh-SLAM!

….

 

Has an unfortunate turn of events landed you in the middle of an Orcish encampment?  Need to unleash the power of your unstoppable genitals in order to free yourself?  Never fear!  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

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