What the cum-cement is happening, all my fellow lazy sonsofbitches who’ve let a wad of testicular vitality dry into an odious lump of cock-snot because you were too damn lazy to clean it up and your umpteenth attempt to Force-levitate a pack of tissues to your orgasm-lazed body failed YET AGAIN? This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download you some episodes of the Strained Brains podcast! (And to leave a positive review for them as well! 🙂 ) Just to allay your fears: neither Echo nor my podcast are about gross-ass dick-boogers that serve as giggle-inducing instruments of revenge when we drop them in our enemies’ coffee; no effin’ way my fellow upstanding, non-masturbating citizens! Echo’s all about cyborg super-soldiers, dark socioeconomic commentary, robo-beast monsters, and beautiful future wizards! Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon. Amazon reviews only take a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means). To give you an idea of how clean-sex amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this: you’ve just eaten an eighth of shrooms, and now you’re relaxing into a wonderland of colors without names, goggling at strains of music that appear before your eyes as dreamy strings of sentient iridescence. Suddenly, demonic laughter booms through the air.
“OH HO HO HO—AH HA HA HA! NYAHAHAHAAA!!!!”
Your Ex materializes in your personal psychosphere, levitates in front of you, and pulls down their pants. An unending stream of rank, corn-dotted shit pours from their asshole, turning your I-am-one-with-all-that-is trip into a horrifying journey through the toe-curdling depths of your failed relationship—extra smelly feces on the motherfucking side. FUUUUUUUUCKKKK!!! You throw your hands out in front of you and summon a glimmering wireframe instantiation of Mr. Logic himself: the great Neil De Grasse Tyson. His sonorous voice weaves equations, deductions, and data into a soul-soothing poem that slices apart your Ex’s inhuman reserve of Batshit Crazy, sending their essence spiraling back into the depths of Crazyland. YES! See, that rush of fist-pumping Get The Fuck Off My Lawn you’d feel at kicking your Ex out of your numinous trip through the aetheric wonderscape is EXACTLY what we indie author/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes! So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a magic-fungused favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes! Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!! 🙂 🙂 😀
Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle Echo Omnibus here: Echo Omnibus Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast: Strained Brains! It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play! Please give it a listen and a five-star review! Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human: Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com! Go check out his computer-based wizardry 🙂 🙂 😀
Hold on! I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate! If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish. Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens! In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to! Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy! Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts! 😲💪 😜