Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains Podcast! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)

What the gonzo-nosed wiener is happening, all my fellow lovemakers who’ve been subjected to an uncomfortable pause before getting busy because you’re either packing a flesh-formed analogue of Captain Hook’s hand, or you gotta figure out how to get that thing inside you?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download you some episodes of the Strained Brains podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  Rest easy—neither Echo nor my podcast detail a phallic appendage that you could feasibly use to save your life should you ever take up rock-climbing nekkid; no way, my buddy-faced McBud-holes!  Echo’s all about dark one-liners, robo-beast monsters, and psionic weaponry!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon.  Amazon reviews only take a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how straight-peened amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re surrounded by unoriginal, corporate-minded quote-unquote “comedians” who spew cringe-inducing blather like “That’s what SHE said—HUH HUH HUH!” in place of real humor.  As Michael Linfield from Accounts Receivable opens his thin-lipped suck-hole to deliver yet ANOTHER UNORIGINAL PUNCHLINE, the grim crusader known as the Humor Avenger crashes through your high-rise window, collapsing into a darting roll across the tile.  You see him grit his teeth as he transitions into a rising uppercut, launching his fist through Michael’s asshole and up through his cerebrum.  Linfield’s eyes briefly widen before his intestines and vertebrae fly through the air, spattering and ricocheting off the conference room’s walls.  Humor Avenger grabs Deke Stanton from HR by both legs, raises him overhead, and pulls in opposite directions, bisecting the former douche-bro at the cusp of his anus.  Tanner Johnson manages a quick scream before Humor Avenger bludgeons him to death, employing both halves of the now-deceased Deke like a pair of bloody, whip-like clubs.  YES!  See, that rush of fist-pumping joy you’d feel at seeing all those corporate yuksters dying in the most horrific manner possible is EXACTLY what we indie author/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a vengeance-replete favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀


Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜


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