Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains Podcast! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)

What the meh-neh-meh-neh-MEH, meh-neh-meh-neh-MEH is happening, all my fellow lovers of metal who wear a jacket and tie, and nod politely along to conversations about 30-year mortgages while dreaming up skull-filled fantasies of wild-eyed gargoyles who fly around an infernal hellscape and spray barbed sperm upon the surface of lava-pocked terrain as they crush Pabst Blue Ribbon beer cans on the spiny ridge of their horned foreheads?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download you some episodes of the Strained Brains podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  Just to allay your fears: neither Echo nor my podcast are about crazy AF demons jerking their wieners; no scoobin’ way, dudes and dudettes!  Echo’s all about cyborg super-soldiers, existentialist commentary, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how shit-fuck amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re doing your vacationing neighbor a favor, watering their lawn while they’re chilling in Ibiza, when suddenly Steven Seagal and Gary Busey roll butt-nekkid across the grass, rabidly making out with each other.  Other gross celebrities follow:  Whoopi Goldberg and Mickey Rourke.  Keith Richards and Nick Nolte.  They’re slobbering all over each others’ faces, groping each others’ nethers like drunk prom dates.  You turn the hose on em, but to no avail; they continue grinding and moaning like dogs in heat.  Just before your eyes are about to melt from their sockets, a giant catapult materializes out of nowhere, sucking all those saliva-coated celebs into the middle of its spoon, and—

TWA-TWANG!

—launches em into the air, sending ’em straight into the roof of your Ex’s house.  A ghastly wail arises from the shattered domicile, and you break out into a hip-hop booty-shake that would make Tom Cruise’s character Les Grossman from Tropic Thunder shake his head in baffled awe.  YES!  See, the joy you’d experience from a blessed restoration of sanity—combined with a grossness smackdown delivered straight to your Ex’s brain—is EXACTLY the kind of ecstasy we indie author/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a slobbery make-out favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

 

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

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