Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains Podcast! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)

What the anal rip-cord is happening, all my fellow butt-love experimenters who’ve pulled a little too hard on a string of beads and had to shield your faces with your hands from the ensuing fecality that flies at you with the force of a shredded body thrown into the wrong end of an airplane turbine?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download you some episodes of the Strained Brains podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  Just to allay your fears: neither Echo nor my podcast are about an event that ACTUALLY deserves the title of “shit storm;” no way bro-ske-nowskies!  Echo’s all about super-soldiers, dark socioeconomic commentary, robo-beast monsters, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how fecality-free amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re guzzling your coffee (COFFEE biznotches—not the liquefied candy we call mochino-frappe-latte-uppa-you-ess scheisse-ridden swill that passes for a mug a’ joe these days) when suddenly a quartet of hipster coffee snobs crashes into the coffee shop, hold a gun to your head, and demand that you allow them to sprinkle unicorn semen and Kobold tartar into your precious java.  Your eyes narrow, and you rasp in a voice that would make Batman and Dirty Harry cream their pants:

“Gonna pull your small intestine out from your mouth, your large intestine out from your ass, and use you as a jumprope.  Before I’m done with you, you’ll wish your daddies finished early on your mother’s tits.”

And then you bite down on the muzzle of the gun, disarming the lead snob with a quick jerk of your neck.  You grab a pair of twizzled coffee straws and jam them into fucko #2’s eyeballs, and as jerkoffs #3 and #4 gape in helpless surprise, you spin around in a savage wheel-kick, decapitating them both with the curve of your heel and sending their heads flying into the funnel of an open coffee-bean grinder.  Stunned patrons wail in horror as brain, bone, and fountains of blood spurt up from the industrial strength machine.  Meanwhile, you voice a series of raspy, sadistic laughs—HEH heh heh!  YES!  See, that glorious rush of Fuck You that would flood your veins after unpacking a giant-sized tin of Apeshit Crazy is EXACTLY what we indie author/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a come-get-you-some favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

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