Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains Podcast! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)

What the Christ-awful sex-fail is happening, all my fellow careless love-makers who’ve mistakenly emitted an errant blast of gas or the wrong liquid in the middle of coitus and fled down the street in a crouched hunch, hastily dodging a Mach 5 salvo of frying pans, spatulas, and hateful oaths declaring that your taint shalt be skinned, stretched, and mounted atop a wind-whipped stake so all can see what happens to those who disrespect the sacred pump-n-thrust?   This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download you some episodes of the Strained Brains podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  Take it easy folks—neither Echo nor my podcast detail a Peter Griffine-esque fuck-crime that would scar our minds beyond repair; no way, bro-tados with guacamole!  Echo’s all about existential commentary, hairy-faced rowr-beasties, and BADASS PSYCHIC WEAPONRY!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how oh-yeah-Imma-bout-to-CUM amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re with your super-high-maintenance lover, who’s been thoroughly brainwashed by the motherfucking Hallmark channel.  They’ve forced you to rent a ridiculously fancy set of clothes:  one of those goddamned ensembles advertised in a black-and-white commercial by anorexic models who manage to sigh EVERY FIVE SECONDS.  Your lover has also forced you to play some cheesy-as-fuck, eighties-style ballad on a saxophone while standing atop a moonlit pedestal, the ocean waves rustling in the background.  Finally, when they’ve declared they’re ready for intercourse, they bring out a bowl of smelly gourmet food, ordering you to seduce them by rubbing a bunch of disgustingly expensive dishes all over their body.  Too much, bro—too much.  Right before you’re about to jump off the pedestal and end your misery, the Angel of Fuck rips your pants off, exposing your beautiful, perfectly shaped genitals.  HOLA!  Your lover jumps up from the bed, hypnotized by the sight of your magical ween or vajeen, instantly forgetting about all that horribly labor-intensive, boner-killing “romance,” and gets busy with the dirty talk, primed and ready to employ the proper fuck-rhythm.  YES!  See, that rush of joy you’d feel at not having to engage in 1980s-style erotic thriller gasps and stupid-ass phrases like “Take me—take me now!” is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get positive reviews on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a fuck-storm favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

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