Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains Podcast! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)

What the old yoga guy is happening, all my fellow peoples who can’t help but unconsciously reach for a weapon when you go to yoga class and spot a pasty, ropey, bearded geezer in super short-shorts, a dangly tank-top, and who also likes to voice spine-chilling moans after each pose?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download you some episodes of the Strained Brains podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  Rest easy: neither Echo nor my podcast detail the yoga-pervs whose very presence make our genitals retract into tight, puckered little tracts of terrified flesh; get outta here with that foolishness!  Echo’s all about cyborg pew pew, mind-bending existentialist commentary, and dope-ass psionic weaponry like the Blaze Avatar!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how non-fogey-fied and goshdern amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  flying, cyborg chimps rule the skies, threatening to cripple, kill, or disfigure people with their strength and brutality, and also shitting on everyone from above.  Humanity has been driven into secret bunkers, planning desperate raids from dank, concrete rooms lit by naught but a single blazing bulb.  Suddenly, the steel-vaulted door sounds with a large CLANG!  The metal buckles inward, and chills of horror run through your flesh as you hear a chorus of “ook ook AWK!”s right outside your bunker.  The door crashes inward, limned by a brief cloud of dust as it falls flat with a loud WHOOMP!  But just as the chimps charge in, Steven Seagal—dressed in nothing but a yin-yang dotted speedo—breaks through the opposite wall, rolling across the floor in a furious frenzy of jiggles and ponytail.  He gallops around the room on all fours, reaching between his pale, flabby buttocks and flinging giant clumps of feces at the rabid chimps.  As ferocious as they are, they’re no match for his fetid stink, and quickly flee back out the door, gibbering in pure, unadulterated fear.  YES!  See, that rush of relief you’d feel at being saved from a bunch of vicious, frog-raping (look it up on youtube; it’s the most disturbing and hilarious thing you’ll ever see) primates is EXACTLY what we indie author/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a banana-fanana favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

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