Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains Podcast! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)

What the crusty blanket is going on, all my fellow bachelors who’ve forgotten to wash your sperm-glaciered bedsheets and almost killed a lover who’s accidentally fallen into one of the resulting crevasses?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download you some episodes of the Strained Brains podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  Hey, no worries bros and brahs: neither Echo nor my podcast are about giant chasms filled with the long-dead corpses of smelly tadpoles; no way ace-holes!  Echo’s all about cyborg super-soldiers, dark socioeconomic commentary, robo-beast monsters, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how jaw-droppingly amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re walking through your fortress of wonders, feeding your pet dinosaurs, unicorns, and that most dangerous of animals:  a speedo-clad Steven Seagal, who you keep locked in an adamantium cage equipped with constant, low-level sonic incapacitation so his fake martial arts bullshit doesn’t come roaring out from his mouth.  Suddenly, the alarm goes off:

“REEE!  REEE!  REEE!  ATTENTION ALL PERSONNEL—SECURITY MEASURES HAVE FAILED.  FLEE FOR YOUR MOTHERFUCKING LIVES.”

All hell breaks loose as fantastic creatures bust out from their cages and envelop you in a chaotic stampede of hooves and scales.  Steven Seagal tears his speedo off, assaulting your eyes with a sight of his tattooed, withered genitals.  As your mind unravels from the sheer horror of it all, Gandalf the Grey bursts into your fortress and teleports you away with a flash of his cape and a wave of his staff.  A second later, you find yourself flying high above the Enchanted Booty Forest on top of an enormous dragon.  Each of its talons are tipped by the heads of beautiful celebrities who are clamoring to fellate or cunnilingize you.  YES!  See, that rush of joy you’d feel at getting saved from the terrifying prospect of seeing Seagal’s dangly bits and having it replaced by a score of dragon-taloned celebrity heads ready to pleasure your nethers is EXACTLY what we indie author/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a dreamworld-of-magic favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

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