Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains Podcast! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)

What the unexpressed fuckstorm is going on, all my fellow pervs who’ve gone quietly about your day, chatting up so-and-so while playing out a filthy pornucopia in your head starring you and whoever you’re talking to?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download you some episodes of the Strained Brains podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  Just to allay your fears: neither Echo nor my podcast are about the disgusting, anally fixated fantasies we all indulge in while we’re hanging around the water cooler or pretending to pay attention at Monday morning meetings; no way in F, DudeBroDawgs!  Echo’s all about cyborg super-soldiers, existentialist commentary, robo-beast monsters, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how landing strip amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re engaging in a vigorous series of Lamaze breaths, psyching yourself up to do your duty and pleasure your unhygienic lover’s butthole with your tongue, when suddenly, time freezes and the Angel of Rimjobs floats down from the heavens.  You close your eyes as the angel withdraws a glowing wand and touches both your shoulders with its evanescent tip, and then your lover’s butthole.   Time unfreezes, and as you cast a weary gaze toward the waiting browneye, you realize that not only is it spotless, it smells like peaches n’ cream!  The angel, apparently, has taken all the potential Gross out of eating butt and replaced it with the essence of rainbow and cupcakes!  YES!  See, that delighted thrill you’d feel at no longer having to navigate the dangers of analingus with the meticulousness of a bomb squad technician is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a tasty treat favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜


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