Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains Podcast! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)

What the jerk-panic is going on, all my fellow wiener-tuggers whose horror has coalesced into a moment of gut-churning terror as you realize your load is about to blow way past that tissue you’ve positioned in front of your glans and defile any number of objects you’ve got scattered beneath your desk?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download you some episodes of the Strained Brains podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  Just to allay your fears: neither Echo nor my podcast are about the mounting dread we all experience as we realize our foul-smelling seed is about to blow a five-foot hole through the drywall and rocket into the next five houses like Superman when he gets punched by Doomsday—no freakin’ way, mofos!  Echo’s all about cyborg pew-pew, robo-beast monsters, and bomb-ass psionic weaponry like the Blaze Avatar!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how smeg-free amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re cutting hearts and stars from various colors of construction paper, getting ready to plaster them across the secret shrine you’ve made in honor of your favorite glam-rock band, when suddenly, a bunch of Bros burst in and ring you in with pointed index fingers, cawing like that booger-eater Nelson from the Simpsons.  As you cover your face and voice a rumbling, incoherent scream like—Frankenstein right after he’s been discovered by a bunch of pitchfork-wielding shitbirds—your glam-rock shrine erupts with eldritch energy, forming into the flaming, mulleted, eighties-style head of Chuck Norris in his prime.  His karate-hardened beard spindles out from his face, wrapping tightly around the necks and joints of your evil harassers.  Limbs and spines break with gruesome cracks, and your persecutors die in a horrific jumble of twisted body parts and bloody gurgles.  YES!  See, that undeniable joy you’d feel at having your embarrassingly outdated musical taste defended by the patron saint of roundhouse kicks is EXACTLY what we indie author/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a Van Hell Yeah favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

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