Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains Podcast! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)

What the bung-tickle is going on, all my fellow adventurous lovers who’ve tried to sneak a finger in and been soundly cursed and thrown out of the bedroom for your clandestine perfidy?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download you some episodes of the Strained Brains podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  Go ahead and breathe a sigh of relief: neither Echo nor my podcast are about navigating the treacherous waters of seeing if your partner enjoys having their oil checked—no way, dudefaces!  Echo’s all about cyborg super-soldiers, robo pew pew, and hairy-faced beast-monsters!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how consensually-fingered amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re in the throes of passion with the lover of your dreams, but just as you climax, you yell:

“[Your area code]  REPRESENT!  WHAT UP WHAT UP, THO!”

Your lover’s face twists in rage, and just before they can cause irreparable trauma to your genitals—

Stop.  Pause.  Rewind.  BwwreeeoowwwZZZTTT!!!

—time magically rewinds five minutes, and you grunt out some cliche shit like, “Uh!  Yeah!  Oh my God—you’re so beautiful!  I’m so in love with you!  HNNNNGGGGHH!”  And all is well!  YES!  See, that divine intervention that saved you from an embarrassing trip to the ER where the entire staff would get to laugh at your mangled nether bits is JUST AS GOOD as leaving a positive review on Amazon or iTunes for your favorite indie author/podcaster Kent Wayne!  So hop on over to the ’Zons and the ’Tunes and leave a great review for Echo and Strained Brains!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜


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