Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains Podcast! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)

What the marathon beat-off session is going on, all my fellow tuggers and flickers whose office chair is now spawning some hideous monstrosity due to the cornucopia of giant sweat stains you’ve imprinted onto its once-supple seat?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download you some episodes of the Strained Brains podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  Take your finger off that self-destruct switch: neither Echo nor my podcast are about the evil slime that emerges from the pores of your asscheeks as you frantically try to bust a nut; no way brosefarus!  Echo’s all about cyborg super-soldiers, dark socioeconomic commentary, robo-beast monsters, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how face-fuckingly amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  some high society fuck named Judgey McJudgerson is judging the fuck out of you for enjoying some good ol’ fashioned chee’burgers and mountain freakin’ dew.  You throw Judgey a disdainful look as he reaches back and adjusts the 24-karat stick that protrudes from his anus and consequently creates a slight bulge against the seat of his custom-tailored Armani pants.  Suddenly, your loyal mastiff and professional goofball Big Balls McRuff stops chowing down on a pile of his own shit and tackles McJudgerson.  Before McJudgerson can react, Big Balls yaks up a pile of his own half-digested feces onto McJudgerson’s face, causing him to snivel and cry like a dickless smeg-eater.  YES!  See that rush of undying justice you’d feel at seeing this high society prick get his just freakin’ desserts is EXACTLY what we indie author/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a slobber-faced favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

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