Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains Podcast! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)

What the butt-cleavage is going on, all my fellow folks who’ve 999 times out of 1000 been revolted by the sight of two big ol’ globs o’ glutes poking up out of some trousers?  (If you can pull it off and look good, they should dub you a knight or something.  Just saying).  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download you some episodes of the Strained Brains podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  Not to worry: neither Echo nor my podcast are about big ol hams pressed together, leaking some foul manner of poop-tinged fear-sweat; no way bro!  Echo’s all about cyborg super-soldiers, dark socioeconomic commentary, robo-beast monsters, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how bung-ticklingly amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  your boss has served you yet another plate of grilled feces in the form of a mandatory meeting.  As you sit at the conference table, choking down one proverbial turd after another, you begin praying to Crom, Cthulu, and all those nerdy-ass deities in World of Warcraft to somehow deliver you from this sterile hell.  Right before your anus is about to prolapse and eject your organs out from its sponge-like maw, a horde of your favorite porn stars gallop in on a herd of horses, screaming old-timey phrases and lopping off the heads of your screaming coworkers with enchanted long swords (+3 against chaotic evil, +1 against all others).  They write you a check for a billion dollars, then hoist you onto a massive, beast-ass steed that could beat the fuck out of Shadowfax and plumb the depths of his rectum with its barb-like member, if it was so inclined.  You gallop off into the distance, eventually arriving at their Fortress of Porn, where you spend the rest of your days wallowing in unspeakably delightful deviancy.  YES!  See that rush of fulfillment you’d feel at being launched from your dreary, cubicle-bound existence into the magic ambience of the Fortress of Porn is EXACTLY what we indie authors/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a double-headed dildo favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜


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