Get yer copy of Echo!

What the pity fuck is going on, all my fellow sleazy, no-game scumbags who’ve managed to pull off the one-in-a-million lay by hugging your paramour’s ankles, ugly-crying like your life depended on it, and screaming, “AHGODPLEASE!” over and over again?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  Just to allay your fears: Echo isn’t about the wince-inducing efforts of some blue-balled man-bitch who manages to score some ’tang by begging and pleading like Bill Paxton’s character in that super hilarious scene from True Lies; nah man—Echo’s all about cyborg face-shooting, dark socioeconomic commentary, and dope-ass psychic weapons like the Blaze Avatar!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how mouth-wateringly amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re swinging around with your superhero mentor, the Great Batman Himself, beating faces and asses with unabashed aplomb.  In the midst of round-house kicking that psychopath Joker between his grinning chops, the lower half of Batman’s armor becomes undone.  His codpiece flops away, and his tiny, shriveled phallus wiggles and squirms like an electrified soybean sprout.  As all the villains point and laugh, Batman screams, “NO—DON’T LOOK AT IT!” and cups his junk, which is as ugly and small as a baby mole-rat.  Some of the others murmur:  “It all makes sense—THAT’S why he’s angry!”  But wait!  Kent Wayne swings by on a grapnel and yells, “Here—you can have some of mine!”  He detaches a giant handful of his magic phallus (it instantly grows back, like some kind of penile hydra) and throws it down to Batman, who affixes it to the end of his withered peen.  His unimpressive wiener grows from something barely qualified to flick a woman’s bean into a full-on Level 99 Womb Hammer.  “Yes!” he screams.  “YES!”  Then he begins beating ass like there’s no tomorrow, his giant dong flopping by his kneecaps.  B’BAM!  There is a God!  See, that rush of relief you’d feel at knowing your favorite superhero is packing a set of genitals that compliment his type-A personality and sculpted physique is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a non-bean-sprout-genitaled favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

#kindle  #kindleunlimited  #sciencefiction  #scifi  #books  #novel  #book

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