What the cut butthole is happening, all my fellow freaks-between-the-sheets who’ve been getting ready to try some of this new-fangled analingus stuff all the kids are doing nowadays and accidentally nicked your starfish with a razor, which then led you to sob for hours on end while contemplating seppuku so you wouldn’t have to explain to your boff-partner why your holiest of holies requires rest and recovery? This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo! (And to leave a positive review for it as well! 🙂 ) Just to allay your fears: Echo isn’t about the mind-bending fear we all experience when we eat someone’s butt; nah man—Echo’s all about angry cyborg-guys, hairy rowr-beasts, and beautiful future wizards! Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon. Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means). To give you an idea of how face-spacklingly amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this: you’re jogging through the park, bopping along to your favorite tunes, when suddenly, you see a skinny, sallow figure belly-crawling toward the playground. You stop and watch as he pauses several times to flex his jaw and make himself look extra gaunt. He seems to be voicing heartfelt sighs on a regular basis. There’s something familiar about him…you can’t quite put your finger on it, but…
Then it clicks. You point a finger and scream: “THAT’S EDWARD FROM TWILIGHT! THIS HUNDRED YEAR OLD PEDO WANTS TO BANG YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTERS!”
Scores of moms snap their head toward Edward. They reach into their purses and produce a variety of armaments. Edward scrambles to his feet, his colorless hands raised in protest.
“WAIT! HOLD ON A SECOND! JUST HOLD ON FOR A—“
His pleas fall on deaf ears. The playground blazes with flashing muzzles, and the air fills with the sound of countless rounds. Edward jerks and twitches like a 1920s gangster, begging and screaming as .38 special and 9mm rips through his organs. One of the moms runs to her car, pops the trunk, shoulders an M60, and starts tearing into Pedo Guy at 600 rounds per minute. Pretty soon, he’s reduced to a smoking, mutilated mess. YES! See, that rush of perineum-tickling Justice you’d feel at stopping some predatory, undead scumbag in his tracks is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon! So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne an above-the-age-of-consent favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons! Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!! 🙂 🙂 😀
Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com! Go check out his computer-based wizardry 🙂 🙂 😀
Hold on! I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate! If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish. Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens! In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to! Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy! Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts! 😲💪 😜