Get yer copy of Echo!

What the uncomfortable bro-mance is happening, all my non-homophobic broskyevskys who start falling more and more In Like with a homeboy fo’ life, then have to break it off due to a hang-sesh where you both sit together on a small couch and engage in an insecurity-driven manspread where the edges of your sweaty thighs press together, thus scarring your minds with a bone-deep awkwardness which time can never heal?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  Just to allay your fears:  Echo isn’t about the creeping weirdness that goes hand-in-hand with a manly man who starts sacrificing pounding, gasper-sex for rad-sick-bro-chill-time; nah man—Echo’s all about cyborg super-soldiers, dark socioeconomic commentary, robo-beast monsters, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how crack pipe amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re in a crowded cafe, psyching yourself up to talk to that hottie in the corner who occasionally favors you with one of those “I think they like me but I’m not sure” smiles.  You walk up to said hottie, your coffee trembling and jiggling in your shaking fingers, and stammer out:  “Ex-ex-ex-ex-cuse excuse excuse me-me-me.  Do you do you do you do you like FOOD???”  And before you can punch yourself in the face for being a total JACK (that’s my acronym for Joke Assassin/Conversation Killer) a loud fart blasts from your b-hole.  But before the tears can start flowing down your humiliated cheeks, the hottie spear-tackles you and starts licking your face and neck, moaning and gasping like this was an eighties softcore and kuh-RAAAAZY sax music was playing in the background!  In between grunts and whimpers, Hottie growls:  “I LOVE food.  AND farts.”  What the EFF???  But regardless of the weirdness, you push your puzzlement aside and start making out like your life depends on it!  YES!  See that ecstatic rush of Saved by the Hottie’s Weirdness you’d experience is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a craze-o-licious favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

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