Get yer copy of Echo!

What the unwashed bedding is happening, all my fellow people who like to push it to the limit and let the unseen layers of embedded farts, pore-grease, halitosis, and other miscellaneous nasties accumulate in your sheets until you’re hacking up a lung while continuing to insist that since the grossness isn’t visible, it doesn’t exist?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  Don’t worry: Echo isn’t about the mounting fear we feel as we stumble through the annals of our memory, trying to figure out when we last laundered the sheets, and what horrors might have grown in their folds since then.  No way!  Echo’s all about cyborgian face-shooting, hairy-faced robo-beasts, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how so fresh n’ so clean clean amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re a middle-aged serf, glumly resigned to the fact that you’ll forever inhale the foul odor generated by a population of folks who don’t believe in bathing.  (Who the fuck was doing oral back then?  They deserve a goddamn medal, whoever they are).  As you’re tilling the fields, grumbling about your lack of X-Box and mountain dew, Elon Musk appears in a magic time bubble.  After the beta-amyloid canopy raises up from his chrono skipper, he adjusts his tie, and gives you a meaningful look.

“Greetings, un-evolved rabble.  If you’d like to be transported to a time and place where you can enjoy the equivalent of a culinary orgasm in the form of something called ‘pizza,’ and where people suckle each other’s weens and vajeeens because they’re not afraid to get all up in the nooks and crannies with soap and water, then come with me.”  He turns and gets back in his time-bubble.

Oh HELLS YEAH!  As you rush over to Elon’s conveyance, clapping and gibbering at the prospect of engaging in a genitalia-to-mouth free-for-all, you’re overcome by tears of joy.  YES!  See, that rush of thank-the-Maker you’d feel at being transported to a dreamworld of orally conducive technological magic is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a shampoo-n-bodywash favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

#kindle  #kindleunlimited  #sciencefiction  #scifi  #books  #novel  #book


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