Get yer copy of Echo!

What the “tunk” is going on, all you deviant folks who’ve already assigned all kinds of horrible connotations and disgustingly smelly meanings to the word “tunk” without even knowing what it is?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  Be at ease: Echo ain’t about frivolous body part names that try to top the untoppable term “bdussy;” no freakin’ way!  Echo’s all about cyborg shooter guys, existential combat, robo-beast faces, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how tongue-in-the-ear amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re with the best looking lover you’ve ever had, powering away, grunting like some kind of piston-powered ape, when the smell becomes horrible and STRONG.  You close your eyes, holding back tears as all manner of garbage-dump odors assault your nostrils.  At the same moment your gag reflex hammers your throat like a horde of berserker Orcs, you both climax and all that Gross transforms into puffs of rainbow-scented cupcakes!  No longer do your squishy genitals evoke rotting sea creatures and centuries-old zombies, now it’s all unicorn farts and Cindy Crawford’s magic, ageless armpits!  YES!  See, that rush of utter ecstasy you’d feel at having your hump-session transformed from a crawl through Golgotha into a romp through Elysium is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a citrus-n-bayberry scented favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

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