Get yer copy of Echo and download you some 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!

What the ear-bleed is happening, all my fellow folken who’ve mastered ninjitsu due to an Ex who took great joy in ambushing you at all hours of the day and night with a variety of weapons that were both physical and verbal?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download the 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  Don’t worry—neither Echo nor my podcast are about the PTSD-inducing terror we get from constantly flinching and muttering “rassum frassum” due to a crazy-ass ex; no effin’ way!  Echo’s all about cyborg super-soldiers, dark socioeconomic commentary, robo-beast monsters, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books or heard my podcast, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon and iTunes.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how soul-soothingly amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re deep in the pocket, grinding out that last, heavy squat of your workout, when suddenly the gym’s speaker system fritzes and changes from Drowning Pool’s “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” to the Bangles’ “Eternal Flame.”  The strength leaks from your back and legs like the last, pathetic dribblings of a Frat Bro’s ejac, and you voice a strangled “no!” as you try to muscle the weight up.  Then a bolt of lightning electrifies the gym, switching the music to some crazy-ass mix of metal-infused DMX.  RUAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!  You manage to stand them plates up, rack the bar, then uppercut it right through the fucking roof.  YES!  See, the rush of motherfucking GET SOME you’d feel at experiencing a last minute music save is EXACTLY what we indie author/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a hardcore favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition I’ve started a podcast:  Logical Idiots!  If you want to check it out on YouTube, see it here:  Logical Idiots on YouTube and help two complete morons out by subscribing, liking, and commenting!  Here’s the iTunes page:  Logical Idiots on iTunes.  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

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