Get yer copy of Echo and download you some 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!

What the massage terror is happening, my fellow folks who’ve seized up on the table while your butt is covered by nothing but a towel, worried that a fecal Golgotha will pour forth from your starfish?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download the 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  No worries:  neither Echo nor my podcast are about that quiet whimper we emit as we clench our ass cheeks firmly together, silently weighing whether or not to tell the masseuse to flee the room.  NO!  Echo’s all about cyborg super-soldiers, dark socioeconomic commentary, robo-beast monsters, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books or heard my podcast, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon and iTunes.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how cucumbers-on-yer-face amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’ve taken a break from eating paste and dirt to feast on something truly gourmet:  Pizza!  But as you maow down in perfect contentment, savoring the crackly crust and melty cheese accented by the just-right amount of sauce, a gang of goddamn food snobs (can’t help but think of my ex Irma here) turns their noses up at you.  They clap their hands, and a string quartet rushes up and begins playing a testosterone-deprived piece of music from back in the day when they used to wear powdered wigs.  They start speaking in fake British accents as they eat their thrice-broasted caviar or whatever the fuck they jerk off to.  Every so often they throw you a disdainful glance and a condescending snicker.  You reach into your pocket and withdraw a special weapon you’ve been saving for just this occasion:  a grenade filled with Gary Busey’s body odor after he’s just done a workout involving heavy squats.  You pull the pin and roll this odious instrument toward the food snobs, then hightail it out of there, gulping down pizza and laughing like a maniac.  A second later you hear them retching, crying, begging, and several of them engaging in the Samurai ritual known as seppuku.  YES!  See that rush of delicious vengenace you’d feel at showing those snobby shits what’s fucking what is EXACTLY what we indie author/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a pepperoni n’ mushroom favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition I’ve started a podcast:  Logical Idiots!  If you want to check it out on YouTube, see it here:  Logical Idiots on YouTube and help two complete morons out by subscribing, liking, and commenting!  Here’s the iTunes page:  Logical Idiots on iTunes.  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

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