Get yer copy of Echo and download you some 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!

What the old boxing glove is going on, all my fellow peoples who’ve smelled the inside of a puncher-mitt then dropped to your knees, pointed a wakizashi at your belly, and spent the next fifteen minutes in an existential crisis, mentally walking yourself back from the edge of seppuku?   This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download the 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  Hey, don’t you worry, my fellow haters of stank: neither Echo nor my podcast describe the face-melting horror that arises from someone’s disgusting dickbeater after it’s sweated and toiled inside a padded glove; no way!  Echo’s all about cyborg super-soldiers, dark socioeconomic commentary, robo-beast monsters, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books or heard my podcast, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon and iTunes.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how craze-holed amaze-o positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re at hot yoga, puddling away on your mat, when the old, wiry arm-pitted hippie guy (if you’ve ever attended yoga on a regular basis, you’ve seen them before; they like to infiltrate classes, and flaunt their disgustingly outdated headbands, tank tops, and short shorts while eyeing everyone with their perv-o-vision) steps right in front of the fan, placing his hands on his hips and positioning his stank-ass nuts right in the front of the airflow.  The effect is immediate:  anyone’s who’s behind him drops to the ground and begins seizing and convulsing, foaming at the mouth like they’re undergoing a zombie transformation in 28 Days Later.  Pained caws erupt from their lips as their flesh dries and withers, then falls off the bone in flaky crumbles.  Before the olfactory assault can reach your mat, ninjas drop from the ceiling and throw soap-fashioned shuriken at the nasty-bodied offender.  Hippie Guy jerks and twists like he’s a gangster making his final stand, getting mowed down by a bunch of 1920s cops.  As the ninjas drop smoke bombs and disappear in a sulfurous flash, you breathe a shuddering sigh of relief.  HOLY BALLS!  See, that rush of sheer gratitude you’d feel at not being infected with Bdussy’s evil predecessor is EXACTLY what we indie authors/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a spring breeze-Febreze favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition I’ve started a podcast:  Logical Idiots!  If you want to check it out on YouTube, see it here:  Logical Idiots on YouTube and help two complete morons out by subscribing, liking, and commenting!  Here’s the iTunes page:  Logical Idiots on iTunes.  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜


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