What the sex-cessory is happening, all you goofy cyborg-lovers who’ve done the dirty with a wide array of eyebrow raising accoutrements like wiener-mounted clit-ticklers, rainbow-pony-tail butt-plugs, bacon-flavored condoms, and the twelve-volt pistol-grip “drilldo?” (for those who enjoy a DIY, HGTV touch to their freak-sessions, apparently). This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download the 2 Logical Idiots Podcast! (And to leave a positive review for them as well! 🙂 ) Just to allay your fears: neither Echo nor my podcast detail humanity’s crazy penchant for robot-assisted boffery; nah man—Echo’s all about cyborg super-soldiers, hairy-faced rowr-beasties, and psionic armaments like the Blaze Avatar! Also, if you’ve read any of my books or heard my podcast, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon and iTunes. Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means). To give you an idea of how peen-ticklingly delightful positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this: you’re at a bar enjoying a brewski, watching the latest beast-ass fight card play itself out, when suddenly the screen changes to “My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.”
“Hey, what the—”
A gang of Bronies gives you the finger. Their leader barks, “You got something to say, punk?”
“Yeah, I was just—”
They sidle up to your stool, surrounding you with flamboyantly dyed hair and 40 year old virginity.
“What? WHAT, motherfucker???”
You rocket your elbow into one of their faces, and things quickly go to hell. The vicious Bronies start beating you with their fists and their feet, forcing you to the ground, and you hear the crash of a beer bottle as it’s smashed against the counter. Its jagged remnants catch the light, and one of them vows to gut you from stem to stern. SHIT!
So you put your fingers in your mouth, and whistle like your life depends on it. (Because it does).
A bunch of Star Wars dorks bust into the bar, brandishing lightsabers and DL-44 heavy blaster pistols. A melee ensues, in which you see a gaggle of snarling Boba Fetts and Darth Badasses beating the sweet fucking Christ out of a mob of overaged eunuchs who have no effin’ hope of making love to neither vajeen nor butt-hole. YES! See, that surge of thank-the-fucking-Maker you’d feel at having some rabid Force-fellaters rush to your rescue is EXACTLY what we indie authors/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes! So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) a TIE fighter-free favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes! Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!! 🙂 🙂 😀
Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition I’ve started a podcast: Logical Idiots! If you want to check it out on YouTube, see it here: Logical Idiots on YouTube and help two complete morons out by subscribing, liking, and commenting! Here’s the iTunes page: Logical Idiots on iTunes. Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com! Go check out his computer-based wizardry 🙂 🙂 😀
Hold on! I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate! If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish. Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens! In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to! Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy! Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts! 😲💪 😜