Get yer copy of Echo and download you some 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!

How are y’all doing, my fellow strugglers against the entropic tide of time that renders our once plump and firm nether bits into droopy, wisp-crusted beasts which could double as the apocalyptic horror T.S. Eliot hinted at in “The Wasteland?”  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download the 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  Don’t you worry your degenerate heads bros and brahs: neither Echo nor my podcast are about the forest of hair that gathers and plots around our innocent, unsuspecting orifices; nah man—Echo’s all about cyborg super-soldiers, dark socioeconomic commentary, robo-beast monsters, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books or heard my podcast, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon and iTunes.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how landing strip-amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re a United Earth Space Marine, clanking through a hallway full of strange, egg-like globules, your gioptic repulsor rifle shouldered and ready.  You’re about to narrow your eyes and voice that time honored phrase, “It’s quiet—TOO quiet,” when the eggs start erupting, bursting forth with slavering beta-males.  As they charge across the abandoned ship’s gridded metal deck, they voice ridiculous complaints about not having enough skinny jeans in the worst ugly-cry you’ve ever heard.  You go full fucking auto but it ain’t helping; their wails and moans fill the chamber, and you realize you’re fucking done for.  Unless…

A velociraptor made entirely of steaks, chops, and drumsticks runs up beside you, leveling its stumpy arms, both of which are tiny little ribeye launchers.  As deliciously marbled man-food comes shooting out from its iron-rich appendages, the beta-males cry out in horror; if their t-levels rise above 0.0001 ng/dl, then they run the risk of turning into average, healthy men.  You jump aboard Meat Raptor and give chase, howling in joy, for you sit atop the manliest steed in all of existence!  YES!  See that unmatchable rush of exhilaration you’d feel at beating back the forces of beta stupidity is EXACTLY what we indie authors/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a meat-o-fied favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition I’ve started a podcast:  Logical Idiots!  If you want to check it out on YouTube, see it here:  Logical Idiots on YouTube and help two complete morons out by subscribing, liking, and commenting!  Here’s the iTunes page:  Logical Idiots on iTunes.  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

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