What the butt-lick is going on, all my fellow dutiful love-makers who’ve felt particularly magnanimous, given the rusty bullet hole a kiss, then gasped in utter fucking horror as your senses were assaulted by the colon-borne Evil From Within? This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download the 2 Logical Idiots Podcast! (And to leave a positive review for them as well! 🙂 ) Don’t you fret: neither Echo nor my podcast detail that horrific, tear-watering fate that destroys our will to live when we attempt to orally pleasure a non-hygienic parter’s stinky bahdungus. Yuck! No way! Echo’s all about flippy cyborg soldiers, dark socioeconomic commentary, giant, rowr-faced beasties, and beautiful future wizards! Also, if you’ve read any of my books or heard my podcast, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon and iTunes. Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means). To give you an idea of how bleached-n-waxed amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this: you’ve been deposited into the depths of the Adderall Forest, where today’s Krazy Kids have been reduced to slavering, veiny-eyed, spear-chucking freaks straight outta “Bone Tomahawk.” As you try not to pee your pants from the furtive rustles, ominous giggles, and luminous pairs of eyes that peer at you from the shadowy bushes, you finger the Batman medallion under your shirt and whisper a quiet prayer to the Caped Crusader. Just as the Adderites coming snarling and galloping at you, Batman pulls up in the Batmobile.
You hop in, he punches the gas, and you rocket away. The Batmobile morphs into the Batwing but the Adderites are still clawing at the hull, ripping off chunks of wiring, plating, and cockpit. Batman runs a high-voltage current through the vehicle’s hull but it’s no use; these fucked up tykes are too damn strong! The Batwing continues to disintegrate, and as both engines blow out in spectacular starbursts of smoke and fire, Batman hits the eject. You and Bats go hurtling through space, and your ejection seats start sectioning across you, encasing you both in Bat-mecha suits that would make Tony Stark furtively jerk his dick and then cry himself to sleep. YES! See, that rush of kick-some-fucking-ass you’d feel at having a Dark Knight cyber-suit save you from certain dismemberment is EXACTLY what we indie author/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes! So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a Bat-blessed favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes! Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!! 🙂 🙂 😀
Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition I’ve started a podcast: Logical Idiots! If you want to check it out on YouTube, see it here: Logical Idiots on YouTube and help two complete morons out by subscribing, liking, and commenting! Here’s the iTunes page: Logical Idiots on iTunes. Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com! Go check out his computer-based wizardry 🙂 🙂 😀
Hold on! I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate! If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish. Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens! In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to! Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy! Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts! 😲💪 😜