Get yer copy of Echo and download you some 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!

What the ear-hair is happening all my fellow peoples who gaze upon the tangle of thick, fibrous tissue sprouting from your elderly relatives’ brain-holes and secretly imagine braiding that shiz into Princess Leia-style buns or a pair of SWAT team-worthy rappel lines?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download the 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  No worries: neither Echo nor my podcast are about those long, wax-slickened threads growing from our older friends’ noggins!  Ew!  No way, man!  Echo’s all about robo-enhanced super-soldiers, hairy-faced rowr-beasties, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books or heard my podcast, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon and iTunes.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how plucked-n-trimmed amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re relaxing at the beach, trying to enjoy the sun and the surf but it’s fucking futile; you’re assaulted by the never-ending gabble of frat-bros taking selfies and talking loudly into their phones.  The unbearable stink of their unwashed bodies—a combination of gross-ass beer-sweat and week-old smeg—fills your nostrils as they run their mouths about the latest wireless gizmo and whatever imaginary chick they just smashed, or their pitiful brags about deadlifting three plates on each side.  The skin beneath your right eye begins twitching with undeniable hate.  Suddenly, everyone’s devices erupt with segmented tentacles and snarling, mechanical faces.  Multi-limbed iMonsters charge across the sand, inserting their state-of-the-art, touch-interactive phalluses into a bevy of unwilling mouths and anuses.  As agonized bro-howls rip through the air, you relax on your blanket, a mile-wide smile forming beneath your shades.  YES!  See that delicious rush of vengeance followed by a long, hushed silence (occasionally interrupted by a broken sob) that falls upon frat-bros after they’ve been turned into sock-puppets for their overly promiscuous, sentient phones is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a penis-free favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition I’ve started a podcast:  Logical Idiots!  If you want to check it out on YouTube, see it here:  Logical Idiots on YouTube and help two complete morons out by subscribing, liking, and commenting!  Here’s the iTunes page:  Logical Idiots on iTunes.  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜


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