Get yer copy of Echo and download you some 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!

What the dog butt is happening, all you fellow compromisers who let your beloved pooches snooze by your side so you can feel their sleepy snuggliness, even though they point their b-holes right at your vulnerable, slumbering face?  (They KNOW I can’t resist their furry warmth!  Damn their devious minds!)  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download the 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  Be at ease, friends: neither Echo nor my podcast are about the quietly chuckling mutts who bombard us with their fecal-powered stank-attack.  No freakin’ way!  Echo’s all about cyber-enhanced war-guys, dark socioeconomic commentary, robo-beast monsters, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books or heard my podcast, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon and iTunes.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how non-furry-pooped amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  your mind has been ejected from your body and you’ve taken the form of an electrical signal within your phone.  You’re racing around, saying hi to all the apps, making buddies with all the pics and texts, when suddenly, you lock eyes with a disgusting fucking slob reveling in the dark-ass misery it spreads through its very existence:

Snooze Button.

Snooze Button voices raucous laughter.  “MOO HOO HA HA!  THE OWNER OF THIS PHONE THINKS THAT I SERVE A POSITIVE FUNCTION, BUT ALL I DO IS STEAL A FEW MORE MINUTES OF THEIR LIFE BY PROVIDING THEM WITH A SHORT STINT OF LOW-QUALITY SLEEP!  I TAKE THEIR PRODUCTIVITY A SECOND AT A TIME, AND LEAVE THEM WITH NOTHING BUT A HANDFUL OF ROTTED HOPES AND ILLUSORY PLEASURES!  MOO HOO HA HA!”

Oh so THAT’S what Snooze Button thinks, is it?  Your teeth clench and you vow to show this uppity fucker what’s what.  “HEY SNOOZE BUTTON!” you yell.  “TIME TO FACE THE FUCKING MUSIC!”

As Snooze Button turns to you, you slice a path right through its programming, rendering it incapacitated with a single swift stroke.  The other inhabitants of your phone converge on the hapless button and it tries to voice a protest, but due to your brutal attack, all it can manage is a buzzy garble.  Soon, it’s torn apart by thousands of angry texts, dick pics, and notifications while you look on and laugh like a maniac.  YES!  See, that rush of utter exhilaration you’d feel at fucking up a soul-draining vampire in the form of an innocuous “Tap to Snooze” button is EXACTLY what we indie authors/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a zip-zap-skepap favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition I’ve started a podcast:  Logical Idiots!  If you want to check it out on YouTube, see it here:  Logical Idiots on YouTube and help two complete morons out by subscribing, liking, and commenting!  Here’s the iTunes page:  Logical Idiots on iTunes.  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

 

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