Get yer copy of Echo and download you some 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!

What the nervous eye-tic is happening, all you beleaguered folks who have had your now-ex demand that you tend to some inconsequential horse puckey even though you have a laundry list of stuff to do, have to take a monster poop, and your unwashed body is starting to approach the same level of stank as Bigfoot’s dingle-rife balloon knot?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download the 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  Let me assure you: neither Echo nor my podcast are about the soul-killing dark that steals across your heart when you’re trying to Get Shit Done but your crazy-ass ex decides to go full chimp on you and initiate some incomprehensible, Sauron-spawned dominance game!  No way, motha ducka!  Echo’s all about robo shooter-guys, dark socioeconomic commentary, hairy beastoids, and dope-ass psionic weaponry like the “Blaze Avatar!”  Also, if you’ve read any of my books or heard my podcast, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon and iTunes.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how non-crazalicious and goshdern amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re whistling to yourself as you stroll down the street, throwing in some rhymes and beatboxes every so often, when suddenly a gang of smelly, long-haired hippies accosts you and pins you to the ground.  As they whip you with their gross, sebum-crusted beads and dangly crystal accoutrements, they grease you up with patchouli butter and lay you on the end of a plastic water-slide.  Hippie after hippie comes streaking down the slide, squelching their disgusting body off yours as you cry and beg for them to stop—for the love of God, just please fucking stop!  Oh Jesus…they smell like burnt assholes mixed with stale incense…As your sanity whittles down to its last, tenuous strip, a bar of soap comes arcing through the air, its pallid surface winking and gleaming as it reflects the light of the afternoon sun.  It lands in the midst of the hippies and—


—creates an explosion due to the anti-matter exchange of hippie on soap, sending dozens of scraggly, smelly bodies flying through the air.  You’re no exception; you cycle your arms and legs as you’re pushed into a slow-motion, eighties-style Flame Jump, howling like Stallone as he rises into the sky, backlit by a hellish crest of red.  Your mouth yaws open and you let loose with a protracted scream:


YES!  See, that rush of So Fresh and So Clean Clean righteous-ass vengeance is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a sparkly fresh favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition I’ve started a podcast:  Logical Idiots!  If you want to check it out on YouTube, see it here:  Logical Idiots on YouTube and help two complete morons out by subscribing, liking, and commenting!  Here’s the iTunes page:  Logical Idiots on iTunes.  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜


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