Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Logical Idiots Podcast!

What the pube-fro is happening, all you fellow slackers who let the short n’ curlies turn into long n’ curlies and then regale your friends with fantastical stories about what occurs within the dark, wondrous depths of your crotch-borne forest?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download the 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  No worries: neither Echo nor my podcast detail the dental-floss-from-hell that’s inflicted by unshaven heathens onto their unfortunate lovers—Echo’s all about cybernetic shooter fellas, robo-beast guys, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books or heard my podcast, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon and iTunes.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how waxed-n-trimmed amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re sipping yer morning cuppa joe, breathing in the fine, earthy smell of roasted ambrosia, when suddenly a goddamn hipster tsk tsks and begins pouring a horrible mix of mind-boggling horseshit into your mug:  sugar, cream, caviar, unicorn jizz, and whatever the hell else people take their coffee with nowadays.  Two other hipsters pin both your arms back in your chair, so that you have to continue watching the travesty that your morning swig of joy is now becoming.  Angels weep in the background, and their voices rise into a melancholic refrain that tears at your very soul.  Two words trumpet from your lips as you throw your head back and rage at the heavens:


But then, through tear-obscured eyes, you observe a single mote of dust drifting down from the ceiling.  You instantly recognize it for what it is:  the bane of all testosterone-deprived, critical thinking-lacking morons that would seek to destroy one of the few joys left on this cold, dead earth.

Protein powder.

It lands on the hipster defiling your coffee, and he instantly burst into flames.  As he screams and flails, another drift of protein powder wafts down from the ceiling, touching the other two hipsters.  The first one’s skin melts off in a gross, slippery goop, while the other one immediately barfs out all her organs.  YES!  See, that rush of righteous elation you’d feel at having vanquished the enemies of Common Sense and Good Ol’ Straight Black Coffee is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a mocha-chino-latte-espresso favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition I’ve started a podcast:  Logical Idiots!  If you want to check it out on YouTube, see it here:  Logical Idiots on YouTube and help two complete morons out by subscribing, liking, and commenting!  Here’s the iTunes page:  Logical Idiots on iTunes.  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜


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