Get yer copy of Echo and download the 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!

What the fart-ninja is happening, all you fellow tooters who live on the dangerous side and carve intricate paths through populated areas whilst releasing disciplined hisses of methane so that you can simultaneously relieve yourself and avoid detection as if you were some kind of gastrointestinal black ops master?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download the 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  Just to allay your fears: neither Echo nor my podcast are about spreading evil through the quiet “fsssss” of an assassin-butthole; nah dude—Echo’s all about flippy two-gun cyborgs, robo-beast monsters, and beautiful future wizards who use dope-ass weapons like the Blaze Avatar!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books or heard my podcast, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon and iTunes.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how lemon-scentedly amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re a jaded dolphin cop, patrolling the Big Blue and keeping an eye on your fellow cetaceans, who have scientifically been proven to be a bunch of murderous cannibal-rapists.  You pass by a coral bed, narrowing your eyes as you see a few of them getting high off puffer-fish and voicing cloyingly ecstatic moans.  Christ, you’re sick of watching over these dirtbag heavens.  Goddamn perverts’re good for nothing but—and then you see it:  a bunch of hippies splashing into the ocean for some motherfucking “dolphin therapy.”  The puffer-fish-addled dolphins charge through the water, screaming the same phrase over and over:

“Nonconsensual sex with their faces and their butts!”

You charge full speed ahead, hurtling your body into the pod and knocking them every which way but loose.  You’re immediately drawn into a life-and-death struggle with the deviant dolphins while the hippies look on, laughing like the dreadlocked morons they are.  You bare your teeth, swearing viciously as you struggle with these crazy-ass sea-murderers, but despite your most valiant efforts, you realize you only have seconds to live.  Then, a giant 90 foot shadow arises from the depths.  A voice that would make Marsellus Wallace and Barry White pee themselves booms through the water:


A fucking big-ass blue whale swims toward the high AF dolphins as its 10 foot long, 500 lb. wiener extends from its underside.  Its big ol’ 150 pound nuts swing like wrecking balls as it powers toward the hapless deviants.  Two of them squirt away while one of them stays frozen in place, transfixed by 300,000 lbs. of unstoppable sea giant.  The dolphin finally regains its senses, but it’s too little too late; it manages to shriek a single protest before its body disappears beneath the shadow of the whale.  YES!  See, that rush of righteous vengeance you’d feel at witnessing a low-down sea rustler get what’s coming is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a sun-n-surf favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons and the ’Tunes!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition I’ve started a podcast:  Logical Idiots!  If you want to check it out on YouTube, see it here:  Logical Idiots on YouTube and help two complete morons out by subscribing, liking, and commenting!  Here’s the iTunes page:  Logical Idiots on iTunes.  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜


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6 thoughts on “Get yer copy of Echo and download the 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!

  1. I’m trying to download “The 2 Logical Idiots” right now and IDK what the deal is, but it’s taking FOREVER. Most podcasts that I download (since I listen to them offline) don’t take but about 2-3 min tops.

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