Get yer copy of Echo and download the 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!

How y’all doin’, my fellow tubes of flesh that transform beautiful-looking dishes of food into giant ropes of feces that you have to restrain yourself from taking a picture of when it coils into a perfect snake and then you have to restrain yourself again from texting to your friends when they’re deep in chill mode?  (Can’t be just me—come ON!)  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download the 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  Just to allay your fears: neither Echo nor my podcast are about turning someone’s stomach with a surprise shot of dook; nah, son—Echo’s all about cyborg shooter-guys, dark socioeconomic commentary, hairy-faced rowr-beasts, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books or heard my podcast, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon and iTunes.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how febreezey-geezy-oh-so-amazingly-sweezy positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re the one working neuron in my brain, doing your level best to stem the tide of inanity that rushes through my being on a daily basis.  Your partner—the one-legged, one-eyed hamster that runs on a decrepit rusted wheel which powers all of Kent’s thoughts—sputters and coughs, and finally gives up the ghost.  Lights flash all around you, and a mechanical voice begins blaring:  “SYSTEMS SHUTDOWN IS IMMINENT.  SYSTEMS SHUTDOWN IS IMMINENT.”  You start praying to Odin, desperately hoping for something to save you from your approaching doom.  Suddenly, the hamster farts himself awake, sniffs it briefly (disgusting, isn’t he?  Just like your host-body Kent Wayne) and starts running again, restarting the gigantic idiot Man Whore you’re an integral part of.  WHEW!  See, that utter rush of relief at not having to perish in a horrible, stank-filled vessel and living another day (hopefully so you can get a better hamster; the one in Kent’s brain has been on its last legs for quite some time now) is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a prion-free favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition I’ve started a podcast:  Logical Idiots!  If you want to check it out on YouTube, see it here:  Logical Idiots on YouTube and help two complete morons out by subscribing, liking, and commenting!  Here’s the iTunes page:  Logical Idiots on iTunes.  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜


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