Get yer copy of Echo!

What the sex mess is going on, all you fellow lazy fuckers who’ve enjoyed a raucous session of lovemaking and then slept at a bizarre angle on the bed to avoid the wet spot, or just piled a bunch of blankets on it to restrain its evil?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  Just to allay your fears: Echo isn’t about that fascinatingly smelly patch of bdussy that soaks our sheets when we boff our lovers; no way brosef!  Echo’s all about cyborgian dual-wielding soldiers, robo-faced rowr-monsters, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how fresh-out-the-dryer amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’ve decided to brave the Costco wilds on a Sunday; you’re humming the Star Wars battle theme as you maneuver in between hordes of dead-eyed parents lumbering through the aisles with their mammoth shopping carts, which are all stuffed to the gills with 20-gallon whatevers.  But you’re no seasoned Costco veteran; between the mothership carts and their quick-deploying mom/dad teams that quickly deploy to grab this or that, you’re unable to acquire anything actually worth buying.  It’s obvious to them as well; they ring you in with their laughing faces as they deny you access to the tastiest breads, big-ass jars of peanut butter, and those giant stuffies near the front of the store.  Panic sets in as the goody-covered warehouse morphs into a horrific swirl of bleating suburbanites and booger-fisted kids.  Suddenly, your sheer desperation taps a hidden part of you that possesses the capability to distort reality itself; your hair stands on end as eldritch lightning erupts through your body, turning your eyes completely white.


You flex your will, and in less than a second, you telekinetically lasso every single goddamn thing you came for, then levitate off with it, tearing a hole in the roof with a sideways swipe of your hand and flying through it into the unbound sky.  YES!  See that exquisite feeling of freedom you’d feel at getting everything you came for in the hellish quagmire that is Costco Wholesale is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a ten-for-one favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition I’m starting a podcast:  Logical Idiots!  If you want to check out the trailer, see it here:  Logical Idiots Trailer and help two complete morons out by subscribing, liking, and commenting!  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, upcoming podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜


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