Get yer copy of Echo!

What the lipstick-wiener is happening, all my fellow dog-owners who can only shake your head in baffled disgust at the creature-like appendage that sometimes emerges out from between your canine buddy’s legs like a space-monster’s tentacle?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  No need to worry dudes and dudettes—Echo doesn’t even HAVE dogs in it (although it has a scrappy dog-sized lizard in book 3 that serves as one of my protagonist’s faithful companion).  Echo’s main focus is blasto-masto dual-wielding kakakakaka pewpewpewpew PKEWWWWW!!!  It’s also got a big ol’ helping of socioeconomic commentary, robo-beast monsters called Enhanciles, and psionic kung-fu performed by beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how furry-faced amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re busy typing away, weaving each of your sentences into a flow-rich story that will transform that stew of black-and-white characters on your screen from obscure symbols into a mental motion picture.  Suddenly, the faces of your pedantic, sex-deprived English teachers—all the way from first grade up through college—rise from the surface of your word document, berating you mercilessly for your poor use of grammar.  Tears well in your eyes, thick, pus-like discharge drips from your ear-holes, and your anus begins gushing out blood.  You mutter your last prayers to Batman and Superman alike, ready to surrender your flesh-and-blood body to the Great Beyond, when suddenly Hemingway bursts into your living room wielding a mallet.  He starts playing whack-a-mole with those hated nerd-cunts of yore, his ape-hairy arm working like a merciless piston as it rises and falls over and over, smashing the mallet into the skulls of these idiot Grammar Nazis.  YES!  See that rush of American Justice you’d feel at having the original bad boy of writing come to your rescue (and stem your anal bleeding) is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a kick-in-the-dick favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition I’m starting a podcast:  Logical Idiots!  If you want to check out the trailer, see it here:  Logical Idiots Trailer and help two complete morons out by subscribing, liking, and commenting!  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, upcoming podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜


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