Get yer copy of Echo!

What the jungle fuzz is happening, all my fellow peoples who’ve managed to maintain straight faces whilst you converse with someone who’s sprouting big ol’ sprouts of hair from their ears and noseholes that bring to mind the Forest of Fangorn?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  No worries—Echo isn’t about an unsightly tangle of old-person hair that uncannily resembles an ancient, mythical forest; no way, dude!  Echo’s about angry guys with cyborg linkups that allow them to go pew pew flippy flippy, dark socioeconomic commentary, and beautiful future wizards using psionic weapons with cool-ass names like the Blaze Avatar!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how nacho-cheese amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re in your dimension-skipping interpod, flowing between various planes of existence in a frenzied attempt to escape the clutches of the Dark Lord Bieber.  Multicolored phase-rainbows stream off his Sauron-style armor as he uses his evil magics to steadily gain on you, throwing 5-D psi-bolts at the hull of your craft.  Thus far, you’ve managed to avoid his barrage with your exemplary piloting skills, but it’s only a matter of time before you slip up and he takes you out.  You’ve already exhausted your small supply of multiverse nitrous, so now all that’s left is—

MehnehmehnehMEH!  MehnehmehnehMEH!

—the sweet strains of Odin-borne metal!  The Viking Allfather descends from the heavens—bearded and one-eyed and super ripped as he shreds the fuck out of a skull-festooned stratocaster.  His bearded face bobs up and down beneath his horned helmet, all the while blitzing Bieber with a soul-stirring virtuoso that tears at the fabric of the boy-elf’s being.  Bieber screams in agony, dissolving into a light-speckled wash of brilliant dazzle, and as you speed off into the aether, Odin the Allfather raises a gnarled hand and throws you some devil horns.  OH yeah!  As if speeding through the dimensional bleed on a badass multi-ship isn’t awesome enough, you get saved by the god of all Vikings!  See, the tingling rush that would streak through your nethers at that exact moment is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne an axe-in-yer-face favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition 

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, upcoming podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

 

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