Get yer copy of Echo!

What the Gentleman’s Relish is going on, all you civil-tongued perverts who silently contemplate the plethora of ways—through diet, marksmanship, or a well-thought out prank—with which someone could employ cock chowder for the enjoyment of many and the hellish expense of one super-unfortunate individual?  (no one likes the Red Eye Surprise!).  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  I’d like to state up front that Echo is NOT about the various uses—both hilarious and tragic—that you could think up for a judiciously employed Man Blast.  No way, brotado!  Echo’s all about cyborg super-fighters, robo-faced rowr-beasts, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how craze-o-faced amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re knocking out squats at the gym, you take a break to go to the bathroom, and when you return, some roided-out douche-monkey has moved all your stuff away from the rack, and is knocking out CURLS IN THE GODDAMN SQUAT CAGE!  You close your eyes, tapping deep into the bowel-control powers you’ve developed from reading reams of my scatologically-oriented ads.  Suddenly, the color drains from his face and he clutches his butt.  He starts doing that super-careful, old-person walk toward the bathroom, quivering and sweating like he’s just caught Dengue fever.  Not so fast, douche-monkey; you don’t get off THAT easy for taking up the squat rack with your stupid-ass bro-lifts!  You prod further into his brain with your psychic powers, and flip the vomit switch.  His eyes bulge, his veins swell, and a deep, primal scream erupts from his mouth just before he falls to the floor, gushing from both ends like an out-of-control fire hydrant.  Gym-goers lurch back and voice disgusted exclamations as Douche Bro writhes on the ground, fountaining puke and poopy out from his holes, all the while uttering a low, garbled moan:  “KUUH MUUHH.”  (probably his best attempt at saying “Kill me.”)  Ha HA!  See, that rush of thrilling justice you’d feel at finally seeing a squat-rack offender get their due is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a steel-jacking favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank You all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition 

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, upcoming podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

 

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