Get yer copy of Echo!

What the twenty-sided dice is going on, all my fellow people who’ve played tabletop role playing games but keep mum about it due to the fear you might be spoken to in mock-nerd voices, or that you’d never tap another booty for the rest of your freakin’ days?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  No worries—Echo ain’t about Tenser’s dancing sword, elven bladesingers, or the unspoken but pervasive curiosity regarding the size and shape of an Orc wiener (it’d be hilarious if they were super tiny), Echo’s all about cyborg super-soldiers, robo-beast creatures, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how +20 to awesomeness positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’ve opened a magical bag of doritos, and holy hannah you’ve hit the jackpot!  You know how about roughly 5% of all chips are the perfect blend of seasoning, crunch, and mealiness?  Well in this bag, it’s EVERY FUCKING ONE!  As you hum happily along, chowing down on masterpiece after masterpiece of chemically engineered goodness, your supervisor Herman Snerdbert (sounds like a joykill, doesn’t he?  Some names say it all just by their mere utterance) begins blabbing to you about TPS reports, climbing the corporate ladder, corner offices, blah blah fucking BLAH!  But as he does his best to lull you into a fugue of catchphrase-riddled bullshit, you see his hand creeping toward your magical bag of doritos.  His fingers dart out, and—FUCKER!—you grab hold of his wrist as he grabs hold of the bag.  James Bond music trumpets through the air as you both drop to the floor, exchanging a vicious series of strikes straight out of one of those epic Family Guy scenes where Peter Griffin fights that giant chicken.  Your other bitch-ass coworkers somehow intuit the magic in your amazing doritos bag, and they close in on you like a snarling horde of fast-moving zombies.  You and your boss crash through the 50th story high-rise window, and as you plummet downward, you manage to stuff the last of the chips into your mouth.  You give him the finger as your jaw works furiously.  His face twists in hate and you grab a nearby flagpole, almost wrenching your shoulder from its socket, but managing to halt your fall.  He continues plummeting, screaming, “NOOOOOOOOOoooooooo—” before he hits the pavement and blossoms into a giant, random fireball.  YES!  See the rush of joy you’d feel at eating those last few chips and sending your douchey boss to an action-movie death is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a dorito-licious favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 D

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Echo is now available in paperback:  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined edition in paperback #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book


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